Ants
I share a one bedroom apartment with a bunch of ants and let me tell you, it is nothing but trouble. They’re always crawling all over me, getting up in my business. They’re also constantly digging through my cabinets, trying to get into my food. If they want their own cabinet I wish they would just tell me; I’m pretty good about accommodating. They also seem to think that my bed is their bed, but I’m just no good at sharing my sleeping space. And not to mention, if I were to roll around in my sleep they would be crushed. So as you can imagine, I never get any sleep with that on my conscious. The worst part though is that they don’t pay any bills. You’d think we would split the rent 1500 ways, between all of us, but they make me pay the entire rent myself. If you ask me, that’s just unfair. But I can’t really ask them to pay their portion of the rent when they don’t have a job. Maybe I should make them apply for welfare. Either that or panhandle.
